In this week's episode, we continue with the exploits of Joseph, the guy who used to own a Dreamcoat. Veronica grows increasingly skeptical of the validity of this story while also growing more pretentious about her wine selections. Alex and Jonte sing quite a bit in this one folks....
Have you ever wanted to hear a Bible story about an insufferable snitch wearing a very cool jacket? Well, have we got the story for you! This is part one of Joseph and his coat of many colors/long sleeves/stripes/Member's Only jacket. We learn that being the favorite son of your father is tough since your brothers will undoubtedly want to kill you! Also: more dreams! This time of the narcissistic variety! We also learn that Alex is an unrepentant Lothario while a particularly wealthy and sinister spider menaces Veronica from afar! Hooray!
This week's episode features everybody's favorite rock-throwing hero, David! After slaying the Goliath, ripping off foreskins, and marrying into royalty, Kind David decides his next great feat will be spying on women bathing from the roof of the palace! Since being a hero wasn't enough for him, he decides to add rapist and bungling idiot to his resume. Listen as we discuss how horrifying God's punishments are and the logic behind people picking and choosing stories to believe from the bible. Veronica also decides to write her own version of the bible and this is also Alex's birthday episode!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALEX!
Music - Nangdo
In this episode, the guys try to convince Veronica that the Book of Esther is a feminist story but all Veronica wants to discuss is Alex's spank bank.
Music - Ryan Little
Remember Jacob? Well, we've got more of his trickery and exploits on this episode! Listen as Jacob suddenly finds himself in a The Bachelor style situation with two women (who are also his cousins, ewww) competing for his affection. But that's not all! Jacob winds up with a whole flock of speckled sheep because he's a no-account grifter and loves taking advantage of folks! Our hero! Don't worry, he definitely gets his comeuppance by getting wrecked in a wrestling match with an angel, or was it, God? Who knows!?
This episode is a rare treat folks! Veronica is SOBER. Is she still as ridiculous as she is when she is drunk? How is she surviving without wine?! The Tipsy crew dives head first into the Jacob and Esau story in this episode. Why is a man wearing a goat onesie? How did blessings become a scarce commodity? Listen and find out!
You're in for a treat this episode! We discuss Jesus tormenting his followers with a zombie! Veronica shows her true geek side by ranting about Batman and then falls into a wine coma. Also, Jesus steals a tiny pony!
Okay, so in this episode we talk about Sampson the strong man! We also decide that Sampson is definitely the Sylvester Stallone of the Bible. Sampson's naming schemes for important places seem to follow a very distinct, and simple pattern because he was obviously a dunce. You can hear this foolishness in action when he lifts the gates of A WHOLE CITY and just takes them away cause he was locked out. Delila, Sampson's love interest, ties him up with wet, sexy thongs and Veronica drinks copious amounts of wine right out of the bag! Have you ever heard of a man murdering just a TON of people with a piece of a donkey skeleton? Listen to this episode and you will!
In this episode, we continue following the exploits of our boy Daniel. This time, Daniel spends some quality time with some lions after he gets snitched on by a bunch of jealous haters! We also realize that, maybe, these stories might be a narcissistic embellishment from Daniel himself! Her certainly deems himself important enough to take up a majority of the book of the Bible with his own personal dream journal. Whatever, Daniel! Nobody cares! The Tipsy Crew discusses what our own books of the Bible would be about and that's when we're introduced to Drinkula: The Winepire. Thanks again, V.
On this episode, Veronica is introduced to the character of Daniel and his dope-ass friends. If you ask us, Babylonians are pretty great at naming folks cause Daniel and company end up with some pretty cool monikers! Veronica: Professional Dream Interpreter tries her hand at deciphering the Biblical dreams of King Nebuchadnezzar and then gets us to discuss our own weird dreams. What are these weird shadow people Veronica encountered in her youth, why is Jonte dreaming of giant bags of oranges, and what's with Alex's sleep paralysis? Give this episode a listen and maybe none of your questions will be answered.