Okay, so in this episode we talk about Sampson the strong man! We also decide that Sampson is definitely the Sylvester Stallone of the Bible. Sampson's naming schemes for important places seem to follow a very distinct, and simple pattern because he was obviously a dunce. You can hear this foolishness in action when he lifts the gates of A WHOLE CITY and just takes them away cause he was locked out. Delila, Sampson's love interest, ties him up with wet, sexy thongs and Veronica drinks copious amounts of wine right out of the bag! Have you ever heard of a man murdering just a TON of people with a piece of a donkey skeleton? Listen to this episode and you will!
In this episode, we continue following the exploits of our boy Daniel. This time, Daniel spends some quality time with some lions after he gets snitched on by a bunch of jealous haters! We also realize that, maybe, these stories might be a narcissistic embellishment from Daniel himself! Her certainly deems himself important enough to take up a majority of the book of the Bible with his own personal dream journal. Whatever, Daniel! Nobody cares! The Tipsy Crew discusses what our own books of the Bible would be about and that's when we're introduced to Drinkula: The Winepire. Thanks again, V.
On this episode, Veronica is introduced to the character of Daniel and his dope-ass friends. If you ask us, Babylonians are pretty great at naming folks cause Daniel and company end up with some pretty cool monikers! Veronica: Professional Dream Interpreter tries her hand at deciphering the Biblical dreams of King Nebuchadnezzar and then gets us to discuss our own weird dreams. What are these weird shadow people Veronica encountered in her youth, why is Jonte dreaming of giant bags of oranges, and what's with Alex's sleep paralysis? Give this episode a listen and maybe none of your questions will be answered.
Join the Tipsy Testament crew as we take a journey back in time and watch Wes Craven's Dracula 2000! This is a period piece if we've ever seen one cause this movie's got ethnically diverse Matrix knock-offs, some janky wire-work, everyone's favorite 90's artist Vitamin C, and nu-metal galore! And don't worry, if you're feeling nostalgic for Virgin Megastores then this is the film for you. Listen to Jonté lament ever having to sit and watch this travesty and Veronica reveal her secret love for square faced white men! And you'll never guess the tenuous biblical thread this movie has that prompted us to cover it. We're all fundamentally different now.
What do you get when you take a small boy with a leather strap and have him fight a souped-up gladiator who's tall enough to play as a center in the NBA? Well, you get this story (and probably a healthy dose of childhood trauma)! Join us as we attempt to educate Veronica about David - a small, bloodthirsty boy who thought he was hot shit and his famous dust-up with contact juggling extraordinaire Goliath. Once again, Veronica can't get enough of talking about harems of women but that's no surprise to anyone. This episode ends much like an after-school special because we talk about our won Goliath's in life. AWWWWW! THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Join the Tipsy crew as we continue our New Testament exploration with a few highlights from the adventures of Jesus! Listen in awe as Jesus performs some high-end parlor tricks such as: getting a wedding party hella lit on wine, grifting a giant crowd of strangers by feeding them what most likely was mystery food, and killing a herd of pigs with demon possession! We all got super trashed for this one so we barely remember it! Maybe you can listen and remind us of what went down?