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Bonus Ep 01 - Darren Aronofsky’s Noah (2014) discussion

Join us in this bonus episode as we talk about the inexplicable 2014 Darren Aronofsky anomaly, Noah.  If you’re into incredulous emotional and intellectual rollercoasters, this is the episode for you.  Why are angels turned into giant, cumbersome rock monsters in this movie!?  Beats the hell out of us!  We’re too busy trying to figure out where Anthony Hopkins got Gandalf powers and a flaming sword.  Also: Did you ever want to hear about Noah, obviously your favorite Bible hero, looking SUPER diesel and kicking some ass?  Did you ever want to hear about a Biblical family falling apart cause one of the sons saw some dad dick?  You ever want to hear about a cast of stars building a giant crate alongside some CGI monstrosities!?  Listen to us as we stumble our way through a discussion about this film. 

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Ep 05 - Were dinosaurs on the guest list for DJ Noah’s exclusive Club Ark??

Join us as we talk about the Bible’s most famous luxury cruise, Noah’s Ark, featuring DJ Noah on the turntables and you know God was making it rain on this party!  ALL ABOARD!  We handle tough questions like: Why did Noah name his son after a lunch meat?  Only two of every kind of animal was allowed, but what if some tried to sneak in?  And let’s not forget the first occurrence of the rainbow!  We’ll also get a little personal when our former-Christian hosts talk about how they reconciled their young, budding scientific minds with the decidedly non-science based bible stories. 

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Ep 04 - What was the first murder of the bible??

It's a thrilling murder mystery that we discuss this episode! Well, it's not really a mystery since we are covering Cain and Abel but Alex wants us to believe it is. We discuss whether God hates salads and you can hear Jonte become increasingly more belligerent as the episode goes on.

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Ep 03 - Did God really create everything in 7 days??

The creation story and the Fall of Man are this episode's main events! Listen as we discuss Alex's theory about dragons, Adam and Eve, and Veronica gets really upset with the guys over how poorly Eve is treated.

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Ep 02 - What is an erotic poem doing in the bible??

Veronica discovers King Solomon's obsession with gazelles in this episode! We cover Song of Soloman and discuss the impact that growing up religious has on one's sexual development.

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Ep 01 - Why are bears killing kids in the bible???

In our inaugural episode, we discuss (2 Kings 2:23–24) and wonder why God chose bears as his assassins. This episode features two guest hosts and discussion of all of our religious backgrounds and current beliefs. 

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