Think of the wisest and smartest person you know. Now multiply that by 100 fold. Still with me? Now imagine that person told you to chop a baby in half and share it with a friend. Congratulations! You just imagined King Solomon; the topic of our episode today! And I know exactly what you're thinking and the answer is a resounding "yes"! We DO discuss getting the butt-end of the baby. You know the Tipsy crew is always here for ya. King Solomon is the ultimate in decadence. He's got a whole room just for baboons, just like every young man's dream. Jealous yet? Well, you'll be more jealous when you hear about his 700 wives. All of them probably hella thicc. Also: listen closely as V falls asleep towards the end of the episode. Riveting!